Top Twenty Reasons Why Chocolate is Better Than Sex

  1. You can GET chocolate
  2. If you bite the nuts too hard, the chocolate won't mind
  3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft
  4. You can safely have chocolate when you are driving
  5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to
  6. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother
  7. 'If you love me you'll swallow that.' has real meaning with chocolate
  8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names
  9. The Word 'commitment' doesn't scare off chocolate
  10. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your workmates
  11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped
  12. You can't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate
  13. With chocolate there's no need to fake it
  14. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant
  15. You can have chocolate at any time of the month
  16. Good chocolate is easy to find
  17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can find
  18. With chocolate size doesn't mater, it's always good
  19. When you have chocolate it doesn't keep your neighbours awake

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